Another Friday meme. Play if you want.
1.) What author do you own the most books by?
C.S. Lewis, I guess, because I own several collections in various genre. Also up there are Austen, Orwell and Robertson Davies - we aren't talking hundreds of volumes, obviously - under a dozen, each.
2.) What book do you own the most copies of?
I didn't think there was one, but then I remembered the Bible. But they're all in different (English) translations. I think there are about 8 of them.
3.) Did it bother you that both those questions ended with prepositions?
Not really, because that's a rule that doesn't actually exist. There are some sentences that shouldn't end in prepositions, and others that can.
4.) What fictional character are you secretly in love with?
Why a fictional character? Why not Samuel Johnson?
Ok, ok. The narrator from
The Razor's Edge. I like a good observer.
5.) What book have you read the most times in your life?
Possibly The Wind in the Willows. It's what I refer to as my "first favorite book," and though it's not my actual favorite now, I like to revisit it every once in a while.
6.) What was your favorite book when you were ten years old?
I think, at that age, I was fond of the Grandma's Attic series, and the Noel Streatfield Shoes books and things like that. I don't know what the literally accurate answer to the question is.
7.) What is the worst book you’ve read in the past year?
Probably Special Topics in Calamity Physics, though I hesitate to say that because I didn't really dislike it - it's just the most obviously flawed book that I see on the list.
8.) What is the best book you’ve read in the past year?
Objectively, probably The Master and Margarita. Subjectively, there's not one that stands out shining, though there were many strong contenders.
9.) If you could force everyone you tagged to read one book, what would it be?
Since that's the sort of decision that can only be arbitrary, I wouldn't sweat getting it perfect, and would pick The Monsters of Templeton.
10.) Who deserves to win the next Nobel Prize for literature?
Definitely a question above my pay grade.
11.) What book would you most like to see made into a movie?
The Eyre Affair. Unless it totally bombed, there's no way that would not be awesome.
12.) What book would you least like to see made into a movie?
Kind of a wide open question - I assume it's meant to get at the bibliophilic resentment of books being "ruined" by movie makers. Maybe it's that overly pragmatic streak again, but I'm not the sort of reader that's unilaterally biased against movies. In my experience, cries of, "the book was better!" are rarely well thought through. Comparing completely disparate types of art in a meaningful manner is hardly child's play. That's not to say one can't have legitimate opinions or preferences, but the knee-jerk-book-always-trumps - as though it's a moral issue or something - more often dominates.
Similarly, I don't sympathize with the outrage some readers have at any changes to the book made in the course of adaptation. What makes a good book isn't necessarily the same as what makes a good movie, and "Keep every single plot point, character feature, and line of dialogue precisely identical to the original text while keeping the film under 2.5 hours" is a non-standard for success. Not that there's no such thing as a bad adaptation, but that's a label best applied to a film that neglects to retain an element that's essential to the spirit or cohesion of the original - or that tries to, and fails. Last year's Masterpiece (formerly Masterpiece Theater) adaptation of Mansfield Park is a good example of how not to do it.
13.) Describe your weirdest dream involving a writer, book, or literary character.
Only one I recall - the one where I was lunching in a cafe with Salman Rushdie, Philip Roth, and my friend Paula. I have no idea what the four of us found to talk about.
14.) What is the most lowbrow book you’ve read as an adult?
Erm...Bridget Jones? And, conveniently, I can blame Paula for that. :)
15.) What is the most difficult book you’ve ever read?
I want to say Grendel - that's going back to high school - but there might be something else.
16.) What is the most obscure Shakespeare play you’ve seen?
Performed? Maybe...Much Ado About Nothing. And I know, that's not particularly obscure, as it's been made into a movie within the last 20 years.
17.) Do you prefer the French or the Russians?
Prefer? That's hard...I totally believe in Flaubert, but I think I've read more Russian.
18.) Roth or Updike?
I've enjoyed Updike more often than Roth.
19.) David Sedaris or Dave Eggers?
Love Sedaris, though haven't read nearly as much Eggers.
20.) Shakespeare, Milton, or Chaucer?
Eh, Shakespeare, I guess. Then Milton, then Chaucer
21.) Austen or Eliot?
I've read all of Austen except some of the juvenelia; most of it I guess I prefer to the Eliot I've read.
22.) What is the biggest or most embarrassing gap in your reading?
Middlemarch? War and Peace? Neuromancer? I don't know, which one is biggest? :)
23.) What is your favorite novel?
Ok, these "all-time favorite" questions try my patience, because I can never come up with a pragmatic interpretation of what "favorite" or "best" means sufficient to allow me to answer in what I'd consider a meaningful way. So all of these I'll answer in terms of, "which made a lasting impression on your memory, one way or another," and name the one that comes most forcefully to mind.
1984.
24.) Play?
Mourning Becomes Electra.
25.) Poem?
Kubla Khan
26.) Essay?
"Six Degrees of Lois Weisberg," by Malcolm Gladwell, about people who are gifted "connecters," who seem to act as social hubs between groups of acquaintance.
27.) Short story?
Jonathan Lethem's "Access Fantasy," from
Men and Cartoons. It's about a world divided between people who have apartments, and people who live in their cars in a perpetual traffic jam in the streets below. A barrier separates the two, impenetrable by anyone except for people who work in advertising. No, really.
28.) Work of non-fiction?
What sort of question is that? How about David Sedaris's "Six to Eight Black Men"? It's part of my Christmas Story Collection.
29.) Who is your favorite writer?
Robertson Davies is the most pleasurable, Orwell the most thrilling, Chesterton the most charming.
30.) Who is the most overrated writer alive today?
This is where we're supposed to answer something like "Dan Brown" or "James Patterson," as though people seriously think that commercial success implies artistic regard, deserved or otherwise. There are better places to expend righteous indignation than in berating non-artists for creating commodity goods.
Interpreted in any way that makes actual sense, on the other hand, this question is more than a little pretentious.
31.) What is your desert island book?
Sophie's World.
32.) And … what are you reading right now?
Silence by Shusaku Endo, at the recommendation of the Really Remarkable Rob. It's as fabulous as he said.